- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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