- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Snarf Nuggets

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??