Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Anti Joke

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