- Anti Joke

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Snarf Nuggets

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

A Frenchman stays and fights