- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What do you call an amazing person Good

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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