Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Penis

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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minecraft

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Stop being a centipede

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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