Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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woman's rights

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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