how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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