- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

knock knock. come in.

Chuck Norris died.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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