How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Yes.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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kevin kim

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Hello

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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