- Anti Joke

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.