Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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kevin kim

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Yes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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