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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

I need a good anti joke....

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Vagina ass.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Ham sandwich

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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