- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Obama

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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