Ted Haggard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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buttcrack thumbs up

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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