What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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