- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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