what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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