When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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