- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

.....Carrot Top....

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Mrs. Welsh

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