Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

terry stockton is straight

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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