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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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