How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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soccor

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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