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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Girls

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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