- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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