- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Woman.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Republicans

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Spell: “This word”

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

*you're

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

you just contradicted yourself.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??