- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Who is a knob? ross d

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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