Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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democracy

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Women's rights

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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