Doorbell salesman.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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