- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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