How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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