Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Women's rights.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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JFK

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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