- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

why did the internet crash? it didn't

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Yo momma is SO black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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