- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

men, men like men= men+bed

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Women.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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