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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Please Rape William Wright

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Knock, knock (No one was home)

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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