- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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