Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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You're*

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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feces

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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