- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

want a balloon? yeah

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Snausages.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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