What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Chicken

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Anti Joke

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