Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Men's Sports

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Spell: “This word”

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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