Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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your father died

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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