whats black? a black man

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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