- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Stop being a centipede

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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