What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Stop being a centipede

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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