Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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