- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

yo mama's so fat!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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