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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Yes.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

#scabbers

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

The Pope

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

for keeps?

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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