- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Obama

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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