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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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