Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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