Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Black People.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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My tractor broke down.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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