Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Girls

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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I enjoy anal.

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Minecraft.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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