- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Melbourne Football Club.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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