- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Which is longer? A rope...

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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