Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Loner.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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