Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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im black

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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