- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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