You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A black man in a country bar.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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