Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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