Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Women.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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