What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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I was born.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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God is real

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Black History Month

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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