nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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3.14159365358979323846264

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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