- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does column have a letter n?

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

God bless America, and no where else.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

why did matt die? He had cancer

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Is this where I type the joke?

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

i saw your mom, i said hi

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