There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Wade's the father

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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