Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Welcome To Facebook

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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