What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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