- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

My phone rang. So I answered it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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