What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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