What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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I was born.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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eloise dey.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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God is real

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42

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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obama

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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