- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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